Today Allison got fired from her job
Her former supervisor, Lisa, is a rather girlish woman of about 45 who always sports long grey hair and wears various Ed Hardy apparel. Allison and I have often discussed this seemingly absurd phenomenon, as Lisa is not your stereotyped Ed Hardy buyer.
Today Allison got fired from her job for clocking into shifts that she wasn’t always around for. Her response?
She sent Lisa an email saying that she feels bad for getting paid for doing nothing amidst all the budget cuts. And then, “ps: I’ve always wanted to ask, why ed hardy?”
Fuck yeah, Allison Cabot. Fuck yeah.
