October 2011
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Today Allison got fired from her job
Her former supervisor, Lisa, is a rather girlish woman of about 45 who always sports long grey hair and wears various Ed Hardy apparel. Allison and I have often discussed this seemingly  absurd phenomenon, as Lisa is not your stereotyped Ed Hardy buyer. Today Allison got fired from her job for clocking into shifts that she wasn’t always around for. Her response? She sent Lisa an email...
Oct 20th
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May 2011
1 post
“I just want a house that’s not too big but big enough for woodland...”
May 26th
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November 2010
4 posts
Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
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May 2010
4 posts
May 19th
May 19th
“look at that dog and don’t tell me it doesn’t look like a Miley!”
May 19th
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she's a mind reader!
numbers4letters: i can say
numbers4letters: that i can read ppl like a book
numbers4letters: which is why i dont read actual books
numbers4letters: (excuse)
May 19th
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February 2010
4 posts
how boss
allison: how boss would i be if i made this apple into the trash can right now (she made the shot)
Feb 25th
“Look at us…we’re like SB’s. Sleepy bitches”
Feb 25th
“I don’t snore, I don’t drool, I don’t talk in my sleep—I’m so boring to sleep with.”
Feb 20th
Feb 2nd
January 2010
1 post
party tonight
allison: i plan on getting reasonably drunk tonight
melissa: reasonably drunk or UNreasonably drunk?
allison: there is always a reason
Jan 23rd