Today Allison got fired from her job

Her former supervisor, Lisa, is a rather girlish woman of about 45 who always sports long grey hair and wears various Ed Hardy apparel. Allison and I have often discussed this seemingly  absurd phenomenon, as Lisa is not your stereotyped Ed Hardy buyer.

Today Allison got fired from her job for clocking into shifts that she wasn’t always around for. Her response?

She sent Lisa an email saying that she feels bad for getting paid for doing nothing amidst all the budget cuts. And then, “ps: I’ve always wanted to ask, why ed hardy?”

Fuck yeah, Allison Cabot. Fuck yeah.

I just want a house that’s not too big but big enough for woodland creature pets.
I GO TO MAINE AND BUILD KILLER FUCKING FORTS WITH JUSTIN BEIBER

I GO TO MAINE AND BUILD KILLER FUCKING FORTS WITH JUSTIN BEIBER

I SMOKE IN SHOWERS WITH NUMEROUS PEOPLE WHILE OTHERS USE THE TOILET; ALL OF THIS WHILE I’M A DALMATIAN

I SMOKE IN SHOWERS WITH NUMEROUS PEOPLE WHILE OTHERS USE THE TOILET; ALL OF THIS WHILE I’M A DALMATIAN

I USE SHADE TO SHIELD MY EYES

I USE SHADE TO SHIELD MY EYES

I’M ALLISON FUCKING COBRA CABOT

I’M ALLISON FUCKING COBRA CABOT

we all kind of love the neck phobia, let’s be honest.

we all kind of love the neck phobia, let’s be honest.

look at that dog and don’t tell me it doesn’t look like a Miley!

she's a mind reader!

  • numbers4letters: i can say
  • numbers4letters: that i can read ppl like a book
  • numbers4letters: which is why i dont read actual books
  • numbers4letters: (excuse)